Learn about why meditation can stop the roller-coaster ride, why You should never bother pursuing your own dreams, why there are so many stupid rich people out there and why sending your music cds to Russell Simmons is not going to necessarily get You a record deal.

In other words, learn the true karmic causes for the things You want. And no, it’s not a ‘bad’ thing to want things. It’s only bad when You want them ignorantly.

Love, The Kelly Morris Podcast Team

P.S. Still a few swear words finding their way in….

We limit participation to ensure a lot of individual attention, have an internationally-recognized faculty and are the first teacher training program to re-unite two great lineages that were once ONE: the highest Buddhist lineage out of Tibet, Gelukpa and one of India’s finest lineage’s. The reunion of these two methods brings together everything you need to end suffering in your life by applying both the inner and the outer methods of yoga. We will teach you all this and more, enabling you to go back out into your world and initiate profound, lasting change, for yourself and for others. Our program is open to those hoping to one day teach yoga, for those who are already teaching who want to further refine their style/depth/expertise and for those searching for ways to deepen their understanding of their own practice.

No previous experience required. All that we ask is that you have a strong desire to help others in a big way.

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HTTP://CONQUERINGLIONYOGA.COM to learn more, read inspiring student testimonials about their experience in The Conquering Lion Teacher Training Program and to apply.

We are accepting applications ONLINE until August 1, 2009.

Tuition is 3300 and is payable in installments, if needed.

WHY JUST STRETCH WHEN YOU CAN SAVE THE WORLD????

The sound quality blows but so many of you emailed asking for it, we are posting it.

Love, The Kelly Morris Yoga Podcast Team.

There is some talking at the beginning, then some chanting, then meditation, then some talking again, and then again, some chanting. If you need to cut to the chase and start meditating right away, just fast forward.

Learning meditation is always better in person. If you are able, try to stop by.

Love, The Kelly Morris Yoga Podcast Team

Kelly forgot she was wearing a mic and so there’s a little extra dialogue at the end…

Thank you for all the tremendous feedback! Please be sure to post your comments on Podbean and to let all your yoga friends know that FREE online yoga classes are available here.

Love, The Kelly Morris Yoga Podcast Team

Love, The Kelly Morris Yoga Podcast Team

P.S. There are some R-rated words included…So if you think Buddhist meditation teachers shouldn’t swear and it will agitate you, take a pass on this one…:)

The class is HARD.

Love, The Kelly Morris Yoga Podcast Team

“I go for refuge to the Buddha, Dharma and Sangha Until I achieve Enlightenment. By the goodness of all I do, in giving and the rest, May I reach Buddhahood for the sake of every living being.” (Traditionally sung 3 times, each time.)

Our heads on the lotus feet of all our root and lineage lamas, we pray that you are pleased.

Love, The Kelly Morris Yoga Podcast Team

If you learned along the way that to meditate was to sit in agony for an hour, wasting time, watching your breath, getting bored and slowly going bananas, who wouldn’t run for the hills? Prepare to be re-educated. This meditation was taught by the Buddha Himself and protected in the monasteries of Tibet from cultural defilement for centuries, with nothing added or taken away: all of the original instructions are here. Thousands upon thousands of meditators have used these very steps to reach enlightenment, which is a fancy word for HAPPINESS.

Meditation, the way its taught in this lineage, is one of the most exciting, gratifying and blissful things you can do. Let Kelly guide you through The Preliminaries, which are the first steps every meditator takes to prepare their mind and heart to perceive the nature of reality directly. (This recording provided here is not meant to take the place of a live teacher. The Three Jewels in NYC is a great place to learn live.)

Ideally, use this recording a few times, memorize the steps and then do them on your own, at your own pace. Some days might be 20 minutes, other days an hour. You may find in the beginning that you spend a lot of time in the ‘confession/purification’ part. That’s normal. Most of us have a lot of negative karma to confront, clarify and clear.

But most importantly, you need to do these steps with an understanding of karma and emptiness…a.k.a. Where Your World Is Coming From…FROM you, not AT you. Everything you experience, you made someone else experience first, in the past. You planted a seed, a karmic seed in your mindstream, with every thought, word and action you took. Those seeds bore fruit and you call said fruit “My Current Life”. Everything you think, say and do NOW is planting seeds that will create “Your Future Life”. Everything you make another experience NOW, you will be forced to experience later. That’s how it all works. Knowing this, it’s crucial to get control of the mind, which is reckless in it’s endless stupidity, every moment creating problems for us.

The Tuscany Retreat in October will go much more deeply into The Preliminaries: where they come from, their internal logic, what each step means and how to do it perfectly, how to clean up past karma, how to exponentiate good karma, how to find your teacher, how to develop The Wish and more. If this meditation makes a light go off in your mind, think about joining us. Please email Kelly any questions or concerns (see below for full details).

Use this meditation to deepen your relationship with your teacher, broaden your love of humanity, clean up past karma, create new positive karma and to experience your life in a whole new way.

Some advice:

1) If you are sitting in the morning, do not check your email or phone first. Wake up, splash water on your face, have a cup of tea if you need to and sit down. Try not to talk to anyone. Go to bed earlier and wake-up a 1/2 hour earlier.

2) Make sure the phone is off and your computer’s mail system is off, so there are no sounds (Kelly should be on your iPod and coming to you quietly through your ear buds). The room should be the quietest room in your home. If sounds do come in, just let them become a part of your meditation, don’t get upset.

3) It’s nice to have a little area set aside, with a small altar (this can mean just a picture of a holy being, a flower and a candle. Altars can be very simple or crazy elaborate. Up to you.) It should be a place where you WANT to sit, because the space feels special and holy.

4) You are totally comfortable in your seat. Your spine should be straight. If this means sitting on MANY blankets, with pillows under your knees, that’s fine. If it means you sit with your back against a wall, that’s fine. The most important thing is that once you are settled in, you don’t move, not at all. No scratching, itching, shifting, nose-picking, etc.

5) If you start to cry, just let the tears roll down. If you really get into the preliminaries, there will be tears. This is a good thing, it means you are purifying. Just remember that once you purify, the negative karma is gone and can’t hurt you anymore in the future (unless you have other similar seeds or continue doing the behavior that you are purifying).

6) Try to sit every day, no matter what. It’s difficult to change who you are when you are busy being yourself, after all.

7) Actually do all the things the lineage suggests, as listed above. If you find that meditation just isn’t ‘for you’, make sure you are really doing all the things advised FOR REAL. Or, just suffer some more and when you’re ready, come back. We’ll be waiting….:)

Please email Kelly with any questions at all or to share any experiences! Most of all, practice! Take the steps necessary to remove the causes for your suffering and get happy!

PLease also take the time to pass this along to anyone who might benefit, even though it’s time-consuming.

LoveLoveLove, Kelly

Zero discussion of celebrity clientele, the Jivamukti ruckus or the Maserati crash. Kelly is on a cellphone, she sounds inordinately loud. We apologize!

Rated PG-13, some profanity, counter-cultural instructions and love talk..:)

(This class is not for beginners, I repeat, not for beginners. It is a flowing class for students who already have a developed practice. If you are a beginner, videos and podcasts are not for you, period. Find an actual class and come back when you are ready).

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